Martin Skrtel
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Martin Skrtel makes onions cry
Martin Skrtel can touch MC Hammer
When Superman goes to bed, he wears Martin Skrtel Pyjamas..
Martin Skrtel warned the Terminator not to come back
It takes Martin Skrtel 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
Martin Skrtel's penis is three inches... .......from the ground.
Martin Skrtel isn't hung like a horse, a horse is hing like Martin Skrtel!
Martin Skrtel always has sex on the first date. Always.
Martin Skrtel has never blinked in his entire life. Never.
Skrtel doesn't listen, he already knows...
Hahahah... <--- Martin Skrtel make this sound when he was born!
Skrtel once visited the "virgin island" now they are just "the islands"
Martin Skrtel played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won
Martin Skrtel doesn't tip taxi drivers, taxi drivers tip skrtel
Martin Skrtel sleeps with a night light. Not because he is afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of Martin Skrtel.
Michael Jackson once saw Martin Skrtel...you know the rest
Martin Skrtel uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure.
When Martin Skrtel takes a swim he doesn't get wet, the water gets Martin Skrtel
Skrtel's hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush
Martin Skrtel was the first man to take a dump on the moon
Martin Skrtel has had sex with everyones mum.
If Martin Skrtel is late, time better slow the fuck down.
Martin Skrtel lost his virginity before his dad.
Martin Skrtel has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
Martin Skrtel laughed when Bambi's mother got killed
In space..Martin Skrtel can hear you scream
Martin Skrtel is allowed to be noisy in a library!
